Milton Crossburn, chairman of the Nobel committee, announced today that they would be issuing a new medal in the category of racism. “It’s a new day,” said Crossburn. “ Racism and racist speech has become normalized as part of daily discourse and as it appears, not all racists are created equal. President Donald J. Trump has raised the bar for everyone. Trump, said Crossburn, inspired the new award and tops the list of candidates for the new medal, which is being designed by Nobel artists and should be available for viewing in about a month.”
The new racism award will be presented by former TV comedian, Roseann Barr.
