Joe's penis was strangely deformed.
A tiny bulb of flesh protruded from the end of her tailbone.
“Christ. Everybody knows my wife has blond pussy hair but me.”
“What is it Doc,” asked the concerned patent. “What do you see?”
The phone had been ringing and ringing but Marge was in the back yard hanging laundry and she ignored the ringing phone as it rang and rang. Finally she finished and went inside. She picked up the phone. “Hello.” she said. “Marge? Jesus! Where have you been? I've been calling and calling.”
“I was in the back yard. What is it that's so important, Judy?” Marge could hear thing breaking on the other end of the phone. “What's going on over there?” “Oh Marge, he's gone crazy again. He's tearing holes in the walls, saying something about aliens hiding in the wires. I don't know what to do Marge.”
“Put Hank on the phone.” She could hear Judy yelling to Hank to come to the phone. Then Hank was on the line. “Hello,” he said. “Hank. What's going on over there? Hank sounded out of breath.
“It's awful Marge. It's a losing battle. The aliens have gotten into the wiring and they're trying to take control of our minds through the circuitry. But I'll get the bastards out if I have to demolish the house.”
“Hank. Have you been taking your pills?” She said. “You know what happens when you don't take your pills.” Hank dropped the phone and went back to breaking hole in the walls. Judy picked up the phone. “See what I mean? He's going to destroy the house Marge. I can't take it any more. I'm done.”
Judy hung up the phone. Marge got a dial tone and dialed a number. “Hello Dave. It's your brother again. He's off his pills. Judy said she's had enough. I think we'd better go over there. Can you pick me up?” A half hour later Bill and Marge were at Judy's house. Hank was lying on the kitchen floor. His hair was sticking out in all directions and his eyes were rolling around in his head like one of those cheap cracker jack games. Judy was sitting on the floor next to Hank. The floor was covered in broken plaster. Judy was crying.
“Oh my God,” said Marge. “What happened to Hank?” Judy looked up. “Hank was trying to get the aliens out of the wires with his crow bar. He hit a wire an got electrocuted.” Bill knelt down next to Hank and took his hand. “Hey buddy. What's going on?” Hank looked up at Bill and tried to focus. “Bill?” he said. “What happened?” “You got electrocuted, Hank. You almost killed yourself.” Bill looked at Judy.
“Where are Hanks pills? Judy got up off the floor and went for the pills. She came back with two prescription. Shes handed them to Bill. Bill opened one of the bottles of pills. “Christ, Judy. What happened to these pills.” Bill poured a pile of broken and crushed pills into the palm of his hand.
“Bill smashed them,” said July. “He was trying to get the aliens out of his pills.” Bill went to the kitchen and came back with a glass of water. He slipped his hand under Hank's head and raised him up.
“Here you go Hank. Swallow this.” Hank opened his mouth and Bill poured in some crushed up pills, then gave him a sip of water to wash it down. “I feel much better now.” Hank said. I think that shock did something. I think it chased the aliens out of my head.” Marge found a broom and a dust pan and began sweeping up broken plaster from the floor. Bill helped Hank to his feet and took him to the living room where he let him down gently into his favorite chair. “Yeah. I think that shock did the trick.” Hank said again. Bill sat down on the couch across from Hank. He found the remote and switched on the TV. He found a football game. The Jets were playing the Patriots. The Patriots were winning.
Hank began to snore softly while Bill watched the game. The sounds of the girls cleaning up broken plaster in the kitchen, and a thin white dust floated in the air. The Jets were still behind as Bill dozed off. Soon he was snoring along with hank. In the hallway, Judy held the broom and swept while Marge held the dust pan. From the holes in the broken plaster, tiny eyes watched them work.
Bobby Rush sang, She's alright, she's alright and blew into his harp held tight to the green monster.
I found myself silently tapping my foot to the music as the wet streets glowed in the neon night. Nothing feels better than to have nowhere to be and a pocket full of money. The choices were all mine and I could afford to do whatever I chose. I wanted some excitement, a woman, a fight or both. The trip from Singapore was long and boring aboard the big freighter but you can't spend your pay at sea. I had almost three months pay to get in trouble with when I finally walked off the ship in San Francisco.
I got a room on Haight Street and dropped my duffel bag. It was a rough neighborhood but I can take care of myself. Beside, I'd rather lose my money to somebody with the balls to rob me than to some overpriced hotel. I was looking for some action and there's no action in playing it safe.
The room seemed clean enough for my taste. Anything is better than the steel bunk on a freighter. There was even a nice painting on of some cows eating grass. I might have had a picture of a Greek statue in one of more expensive places. I liked the cows just fine and then I noticed something wet in the middle of the painting. I move in for a better look. It was either phlegm, or seaman. I decided it was seaman. The painting was over the bed. The guy had to have been standing on the bed...I decided not to think about it. I got my money back and checked into a place with a picture of a Greek statue and a chocolate on the pillow. But what the fuck. I had three months pay to burn up. I ate the piece of chocolate and called the front desk. I asked for directions to the nearest billiards hall.
I ended up at a place called King Kong. You had to be buzzed into the place and the first thing I could think of was where is the back door to this joint. I headed straight for the old guy behind the counter and introduced myself. He made a few phone calls and came back. “I've got a guy who likes nine ball and straight pool or one pocket. He'll be her an nine tonight. I get ten percent and referee the games. I also hold all bets. If you can't put up the cash the game is over. The guys name is Shultz. You better bring you good game.”
I thanked him for the service and picked up a table in the back. I shot a few games and everything felt good. Sometimes a layoff can be good for the game. They don't have pool tables on freighters. A young guy was watching me play. Finally he asked if I wanted to shoot a few game for Five bucks a piece. The kid was trying to hustle me but I knew the hustle and turned it around on him and walked out of there eighty bucks on top. That almost covered my room so I decided to treat myself to a fine dining experience before my game.
The food on board a freighter is not terrible but it is monotonous and unexciting. It's made worse by the fact that there's not much to do but watch movies and eat, so if eating is boring...well...you get the picture. San Francisco is full of good food and I found a place that served Thai food and had a chicken with red curry and coco nut. I thought about buying some red curry to take back to the cook on board ship, but I decided he was dangerous enough with salt and pepper. Most of the things that came out of his kitchen passed through a microwave oven on it's way to the plate, and in my opinion, no combination of food tastes worth a shit coming out of a microwave. I read somewhere that a plant watered with water that has been microwaved will die because the life giving properties in the water have been destroyed. So what happens to food that's been waved? I decided to think about my upcoming pool game. I play a good game of pool. My father owned a pool hall and I spent a lot of time there growing up among people who made a living hustling. I learned from the best. T once told me while I was being beaten soundly by a much better player, "You don't have to be the best player to win. You have to be the smartest." He followed that up with, "if you can't put your ball in the hole, put your opponent in one." Advice that still serves me well.
There was a back room at the pool hall that was closed off from the rest of the parlor where after hours games were played for big money. But only after closing time when the rest of the place was dark. It was invitation only. Games were set up in advance and big money changed hands. There was excitement and danger in those games. Anytime big amounts of money are being tossed back and forth there is the possibility of trouble which is why matches were invitation only. But I pity anyone foolish enough to try and rob these games. The players were scary, but the people who had the money, who backed the players, were not people to take lightly. Rich fat men with diamond pinky rings had three hundred pound body guards with bulges under there jackets to discourage anyone with crazy plans to get rich quick. I wasn't concerned with any of that. I had my own money for one thing. That's unusual for a pool player to back himself. I suspect this Shultz guy I was to play would have a backer complete with entourage, but I just planned to win or lose a gentlemanly game. Win or lose I would leave on good terms. Playing with my own money takes a lot of pressure off the game for me. I've played with a nervous gangster's money before and it can take you out of your game. On the other hand, If I lose every penny, I just go back to the ship. I have no wife to complain to me about losing the rent. Don't get me wrong. Losing sucks. But you can't win playing with scared money. I put it out of my mind and play off the other guys anxiety.
After dinner I took a long walk. I stopped in a favorite bar, had a drink and scored a bag of Weed from the bartender. He used to be my brother in law and before that, my best friend. Still is.
I rolled one and smoked it in the alley behind the bar before walking over to king kong for an hour of warmup before my game. The ball was rolling nice. My banks were dead and my masse and jump shots were not bad for a guy who just spend most of the last six months at sea. I was ready for whatever they could throw at me. If the this guy Shultz was too good for me I would play safeties until the balls started rolling my way. I expect him to do the same. For me it's not about the money. The money is there to create some pressure. I want to play my best game and I want Shultz's best game.
There has to be something riding to get that.
The lights on my table flashed off and on so I looked to the front desk. The old man waved me over to meet Shultz and his entourage. A couple of his boys would look completely natural with there faces in a feed bag. The Backer, or the guy with the money, was a smallish fellow in a suit that I could buy with a months pay. He introduced himself as Moe Shiner. He wore the expression of a man who knew how to get what ever he wanted. And judging from his goons, he would do what ever it took. Shultz was a lean fellow. He wore tinted glasses and combed his hair in a D/A. He was a good twenty years my senior. I took that to be my advantage. Before we headed for the back room I made a point to go to the mens room to see if there was a window. There was. I tried to open it. No luck. It had been painted shut. I told myself to quit being a pussy and focus on pool and I wouldn't need any daring escapes. Besides what I left in the safe at the hotel, I had 16 grand to play with. I'd be happy to go home with that much. But my first thought was that I had already lost it all. The game was only a formality. That way I don't get upset when I'm down a few grand. I make my peace with it before we start. And if I get ahead, I can look for the backers breaking point. You can't quit with the other guy's money in your pocket. He had to be the one to throw in the towel.
The old man explained the rules and we started off with some nine ball for a hundred a game. Shultz won the lag and ran the first three tables before I got a shot. On the fourth rack he scratched on the break and I ran out. I had evened the score when Moe suggested we up the bet to $500 a game. I agreed but insisted on a race to three and play sets. Shultz won the first set 3-1 and I was down five Benjamin's. It went back and fourth like that till midnight when I got hot and went up five grand.
At that point Moe's had a private chat with Shultz. When they came back Moe suggested a race to ten for everything. I didn't want to do it. I knew I was hot but I had played a lot of pool to be up five grand and Moe was trying to rattle me and get even in a set. I didn't want to do it. Not because I had doubts, but because if I win, i'm up ten. I don't know how I get out of here if I'm up that much. Moe has thugs.
I'm just little ole me. Oh, sure. I have stiletto in my pocket but judging from the bulges under the arm of Moe's help. It would only make things worse. But I agreed. What the fuck?
To make a long story short; I won that set 10-4 and now I'm up fifteen and feeling...well, I had mixed feelings. Like I was way ahead but I could end up needing twenty thousand in reconstructive surgery.
Shultz shook my hand after the match and I was thinking it might be over when in walks Terry McGovern. Last time I heard McGovern had turned pro and was rated 20th in the world. I had that sinking feeling.
"I'm bringing in some new blood," Moe said. "You don't mind, do you?"
What could I say. I still had his money. "I beat your guy and now you bring in a pro. And all nice and rested at that. Doesn't seem fair to me." I said.
Moe just glared at me and said nothing.
"All right then, Moe. Let's do a race to ten for five again. I'll give McGovern fifteen minutes to warm up
while I take a short break. Everyone agreed and I headed to the bathroom wishing more than ever that I could open that window. I washed my face and hands and sat in a stall and rolled a joint. I was sitting there smoking it when McGovern walked in.
"Jesus man. Are you getting high before we play?" he said.
I offered hm the joint.
"No thanks man. I'm playing with Moe's money. If he thinks I lost cause I'm high I'll have to trade my jock strap in for a Kotex. But you go ahead and smoke up."
I took a long drag and put the rest away. "Pretty unfair of him bringing in a pro after I beat Shultz." I said.
"Yeah. I know. But he called me and tells me the deal and if I ever want him to back me again I better get down here. So here I stand. And I'm going to win so you can make it fast or you can stall. But you know that when we leave here tonight Moe's going to be ahead."
This pissed me off to no end. I'm all about losing like a gentleman, but I'm not about to be intimidated into lying down.
"I'll tell you what McGovern. I'm going to play lights out pool and let you figure out how to deal with Moe and his goons." I walked out leaving McGovern shaking his head in disbelief.
When I came out of the bathroom the place was dark. The old man had just let out the last of the regular customers and locked up. If I wasn't careful I could end up leaving in assorted trash bags at the end of the night. I mean, there's always that risk. I wasn't too concerned until Moe brought in McGovern. I saw something in his eyes that said be careful.
We lagged for the break and I won this one. I broke and ran out and proceeded to take the first three in a race to ten for ten. Moe was feeling impatient and over confident. I was pissed off and in no mood to lie down. McGovern whispered to me as he came to the table.
"Are you fucking nuts man? Just get even and quit before you end up in the harbor."
McGovern evened the score at the score at three each and I took the next two. McGovern came to the table and evened it out again, plus another three before scratching . He was on the hill and I was one game away from losing ten grand if I wasn't sharp. I slowed way down and took two games and played a killer safety after the break that McGovern couldn't get out of. Ball in hand for me and I took the set.
I'm now up twenty five Gs and Moe has murder in his eyes. I don't know if it's for me or McGovern. Probably both. Moe had another conference and says he wants to bump up the bet to twenty grand this next set. He's thinking the big number will rattle me. I was only hoping it didn't show. I went to the head and washed my face and gave myself another pep talk. McGovern was a little pissed that I was beating him. Him being rated 20th in the world and all and me an unknown.
Things changed and McGovern won the next set 10-5 and now I was only up five, just like that.
"Another set for twenty?" Moe said. At these prices I could play one more set, but my pride got the best of me and I agreed. I called my friend at the bar and gave him a heads up to my situation.
"Quit now." he said. "You're still up five."
"You know the rules. I can't quit while I'm ahead."
"So play a set for five and get out of there with you head attached."
I hung up did some quick math in my head. If I lost this one I still had seven grand.
"What say we play this one for twenty-seven. You win and I'm out."
Moe smiled at me and we lagged. The old man brought in a cooler of beers and bottled water.
We hiked along the swelling creek knowing that it would soon be gone. All of it would soon be under water. It was to be called Lake Frank. I have no idea who Frank was or why they were naming a lake after him. We had spent a lot of time in those woods, but now the giant dam was almost complete and our stomping grounds would be gone forever. It was Bob Pearce who had called us all together to explore the woods one more time before it was gone. There was already a great expanse of shallow water covering the grassy areas in the lowland. Where the creek had been maybe twenty feet across it now was closer to a quarter mile and expanding by the minute. Our creek was rapidly becoming a lake.
Bob was leading the way almost as if he knew where he was going, but our old path was under water now, out of necessity, we were cutting our way through the thicket to higher ground when we came across the construction trailer tucked neatly into a clearing at the top of the ridge. There was a muddy road cut through the trees where the bulldozer had cleared the way to get the trailer in. It was a Sunday afternoon and the construction site was quite. We had the place to ourselves. Chris Shaffer was along. He tried the door to the trailer. It was locked, of course. Donny Pearce, no relation to Bob, noticed a tiny open window at one end of the trailer. “Monto,” he said, “Do you think if I gave you a boost, you could get through that window?” I looked up. “I think I can get through there?” I said. I was the smallest of the group. Donny interlocked his fingers and knelt down for me to step in. When he looked up at me, he had a silly grin on his face like he knew we were doing some bad shit. Donny had that look a lot. None of knew at the time that Donny would always be in trouble; that after a short time in prison, he would be executed in the Florida swamp by New Jersey mobsters over a cocain deal gone bad.
I stepped into Donnie's hands and up I went. I had to snap open my blade to cut through the screen, then I crawled through the window and came down on my hands inside. I pressed my hands flat on the drafting table below the window and jumped to the floor. The guys were outside pounding on the door anxious to get in, but I wanted first dibs on anything cool, so I looked around while they pounded and threatened me. “Monto. If you don't open this door...” I ignored their threats and searched drawers and closets. I found a yellow hard had made of plastic. I put it on an examined myself in a the bathroom mirror while Bob glared at me through the little round window in the door. “If you don't open this door you are so dead, Monto.” I ignored him.
I found a fire ax and a machete and a carton of Marlborough cigarettes, then I let the other schmucks in.
I stepped outside having already seen all I wanted. I gave everyone a pack of cigarettes as they ran inside, then I began looking for something to chop down.
There were piles of bulldozed trees and stumps all over the place. Then I noticed something red that caught my eye, deep inside one of the piles of branches. I gabbed hold and pulled away the brush to discover a large red steel box, wrapped with thick chains and a big lock. Written across the red box in white block letters, were the words, “Danger-Explosives”.
We couldn't find the key to the lock, but we managed to break it open with some tools we found in the trailer. The box was a terrifying display of firepower. Neat rows of red stick dynamite, and 144 to agross boxes of blasting caps and plastic explosive called C4. We looked in amazement but no one touched anything at first. It was as if we all knew that we were at a crossroad of some sort. The amount of trouble we could get in was enormous. We knew about trouble. It seemed to find us. I used to lay awake at nights trying to remember if there was anything I had done that I could get in trouble for. Thiskind of inventory taking had become a habit with me ever sense my father knocked my block off for something I had completely forgotten about. So I was always wondering when the rain was coming.
Now that we were looking into this box of death I was trying my best to suggest we leave well enough alone without sounding like a pussy, when Donny reached in an picked up a box of blasting caps.
“I don't think they'll miss one box,” he said. Bob reached in and took another box of caps and a stick of dynamite. “Hold on you guys. What are we going to do with this stuff. We can't just use this stuff to blow up mailboxes.” I said. “We canuse the blasting caps to bring down trees.” Donny said. “ It's all going to be underwater anyway.” Bob said. I finally remember us walking in single file carrying our dangerous loot through the woods. We decided to bury the stuff in the woods by Bob's back yard until we could plan a time to use them. I don't think any of us ever considered what a shit-storm we had just started.
Our first clue came in homeroom class on Monday morning. A police officer made a special announcement over the school intercom. “Some dangerous explosive have been stolen from the Lake Frank construction site. These explosives are a danger to the community, and in the wrong hands, can cause great injury or death.” He went on to explain how powerful the explosives were. I swallowed hard as I listened to the details.
“If anyone has any information about these explosives, please notify the proper authorities immediately.” After homeroom we all got together by my locker to discuss it. “Has anyone told anybody that we have this stuff?” Bob asked. It had only been one day and the secret was safe for now. “We should give and anonymous tip and leave them somewhere,” I said. “Screw that. It'll blow over in a few days and then we can blow shit up. Besides, I think I can sell them.” Bob said.
Nobody liked the idea of selling them but Bob. I mean, who do you sell blasting caps to, anyway?
It gets worse. That night at dinner, the subject of the explosives came up when my sister Debbie told of the announcements at her school that morning. My younger brother Ray who went to yet another school, said the explosives were part of their morning announcements also. After dinner, the family gathered in the living room to watch the local news and there is was again. “An engineer from the construction site was interviewed on TV. Once again I listened to the concerned voices warning the public and asking for tips. I called Bob.
“This is insane. They said the FBI is getting involved. We gotta give this stuff back,” I said.
It went on like that for well over a week with no let up. There were detectives interviewing all the usual suspects all over town. A squad car even showed up at my house one night. Yes, I was one of the usual suspects. I hadn't been busted for anything, but I had a reputation. Luckily, I was lying on the floor in front of the television when the squad car pulled into the driveway. This could have been big trouble for me. Had my old man seen the squad car and found out it was me they were looking for, I would have received a major ass kicking, no questions asked. There was no “innocent til proven guilty” in our house. One night my math teacher called my house and asked to speak to my father. Once she identified herself as my teacher my father cut in. “What did he do?” he said. Then he called me to the phone. “What kind of trouble are you in now?” he said before slamming the receiver into the side of my head. I went down in a blizzard of stars. It was like the big bang was happening in my own skull.
He hung up the phone and whipped my ass good. I found out later that Mrs. Luck had only wanted to ask my father to help with my math homework because he was and engineer and was very good at math, but my old man never asked why she called. He just hung up and pounded my ass.
Because of the blinds being down and the curtains closed and the thick bushes outside the window, no one saw the headlights of the squad car as it pulled into the driveway, but I was on the floor and could see under the blind. I saw the lights on top of the car and knew it was officer Rapcheck. I got up and went into the kitchen like I was going to get a drink of water, and snuck out through the garage. I ran up to officer Rapcheck who was still sitting behind the wheel. “What's going on officer Rapcheck? My old mans gonna kick my ass if he sees me talking to you guys.”
“Get in the back, we need to ask you some questions,” he said.
“Okay. But drive around the block.” I got in the back and they drove me around the block while they played good cop, bad cop. I laughed at them. I had been raised on Jimmy Cagney movies and I learned that no matter what the cops accused you of, it didn't mean they had anything, so play dumb. Some guys get scared and try to fool the police and they make up stories that always break down under questioning. It's best to play dumb and don't offer up any bullshit that can come back to bite you later. Still, they seemed to know something. Their questions were very specific. “How many of you were there when you broke into the trailer?” “What trailer? What are you talking about?”
“Come on you punk. Talk, or we'll drive you out in the country and say you were resisting arrest.” Rapcheck had first appeared in the neighborhood a year earlier posing as a construction worker in a dirty old Ford. Ours was a new development and many houses were still under construction. Rapcheck first appeared posing as a construction worker right after someone started breaking out window panes in the unoccupied houses. It was too much for any boy to resist. All of those empty houses to roam through with all of those inviting window panes and all of us boys with nothing better to do.
We would stand on a mound of dirt and throw rocks and dirt clods at the tiny window panes. We played our own version of tic-tac-toe, trying to see who could be the first one to complete a diagonal or break a line of windows straight across. I don't remember anyone ever winning the game, but a lot of windows were broken. That's when Rapcheck finally appeared in his dirty black Ford. He would pull up along a group of us playing in the road and made jokes with us and then tried to find out who was breaking out all the windows. We figured out he was a cop right away and began looking for him. It became a game for us. We vandalized things just to draw him out, and then we all played dumb and offered to help. We told Rapcheck when he showed up that we had seen a group of Richard Montgomery high school boys throwing rocks at windows. Richard Montgomery was a rival school and we were always fighting with them behind Twinbrook shopping center because they claimed it as their territory and any time we were seen there we would be surrounded and have to fight our way out. It seemed like a natural thing to blame them for everything we were doing. But Rapcheck knew what we were up too and no Twinbrook guys were ever questioned that I knew of.
Rapcheck finally gave up on his line of questioning and let me off around the block and I walked back home. I came in the way I went out, and no one noticed I had left the house. I have to admit I was a little shaken, but I also felt pretty good about how I handled Rapcheck. I couldn't wait to tell the others.
At night I tossed and turned and had bad dreams and generally felt pretty stressed out. We had all taken our shoes and tossed them into a dumpster and bought new sneakers. With all the mud at the scene of the crime we knew they could tie us to the scene through our footprints in the mud. This was a lessen we had learned the hard way, but learn it we had. Still, the local news continued with the story, and the announcements at school every morning were making me very nervous.
I stood by the back door watching for the school bus. I smoked a cigarette and practiced smoke rings in the still crisp autumn air. I tried to blow a ring and then blow another ring through the first. The air was so still I was able to do it several times. When I saw the bus make the turn onto bitter root way, I started walking to the corner. As soon as I stepped up into the bus I saw Bob in the back row waving to me.
I slid in next to him. “Check it out,” he said as he kept his eyes forward while opening his gym bag. He lifted out his gym clothes to show me all of our stolen explosives laying on the bottom of his bag.
“What the fuck are you thinking?” I said. “You can't bring that stuff to school. A police radio could set that stuff off and blow this bus to bits.” Bob put his clothes back in the bag and zipped it up. “Don't worry about it. I'm meeting a guy by the athletic field who's gonna buy them.”
“But, why do you have to do it at school? Why not anyplace else?”
But it was done as far a Bob was concerned. I had a bad feeling about it, but the wheels were in motion. Once we arrived at school, Bob wanted to walk through the school and take the gym exit to the athletic field. I thought we should just walk around the outside of the building, but Bob was pretty persuasive. Once inside, there were two routes we could take. Bob chose the route that passed the main office where Dr. Dunn stood every morning greeting students as they passed. “No,” I said. “Not that way. I don't want to see Dr. Dunn right now.” “Just be cool,” Bob insisted. “We'll just say good morning and walk on by like we do every morning.”
As we turned the corner I looked up the hall and Dr. Dunn was there as usual. Only this morning there were two other men in dark suits standing with him as well as Vice Principal Lewis.
“Turn around,” I said. Those guys with Dr. Dunn look like cops.” I said. “Be cool and walk on by.” was all Bob said, and we continued up the hall. I made eye contact with Dr. Dunn and I noticed he was very focused on us which was not the norm. Still we walked forward. Once we were in range, Dr. Dunn greeted us. Something else he rarely did. He would nod and smile when we said hello, but he was not usually outgoing. “Good morning boys,” he said as the men in dark suites fanned out across the hall. One of them was trying to take our flank. “Good morning Dr. Dunn,” Bob said. “What's in the gym bag Bob?” asked Dr. Dunn. “Just gym clothes,” Bob said. “Mind if we have a look?” This time is was a dark suit talking as he moved in. Bob and I both turned and started running back the way we came with four suites chasing us. We dodged in an out of the students headed for class with the suites closing fast. Books were flying everywhere as we bumped and shoved our way through the crowd. Coming our way and easy to see because he was a head taller than everyone else was Lee Smith. Bob shouted,
“Lee!” and threw the gym bags over the heads. Lee, being one of us, needed no further instructions. He saw the men chasing us and took off with the bag. Someone tackled Bob, and I make a zig and a zag and bolted into the gym and hid under the bleachers and the suites ran through and out the other side. When the coast was clear, I went to my home room class like nothing had happened.
As soon as I entered homeroom all eyes were on me. I sat down next to Bob Mohler and Jimmy Messit. “Who were those guys chasing you Monto?” Mohler asked. Word travels fast in high school. I looked around the room and all eyes were on me. Then the intercom crackled and a voice said, “Mr. Kovack. Would you please send John Monto to the office?” Mr. Kovack looked at me and I got up and headed for the door without a work being spoken.
When I got to the office I was expecting to see Bob sitting in the waiting area outside Dr. Dunn's office, but all the seats were empty. “Sit down right over there and wait,” said the secretary, “Dr. Dunn is talking to the other boys and he'll call you in when he's ready for you.” This made me very nervous. This seemed to me like some kind of set up. “What do you mean?” I asked. “Who else is in there?”
The secretary was busy writing something and didn't even look up as she spoke as she spoke.
“Bob Pearce, Lee Smith, Chris Shaffer, and Donny Pearce.” she said. This was a startling development. How could they know all of those names already? I didn't like being the only one left out. I figured they were saying I had told on everyone else and without me being there to defend myself they would all confess and I would be blamed as a rat. I waited until the secretary was distracted and quickly walked in to Dr. Dunn's office. As soon as the door opened I could see the boys looking very scared sitting around the conference table. The suits and Dr. Dunn and Mr. Lewis were all looking very stern.
As soon as I appeared in the door Dr. Dunn jumped to his feet and began pushing the door closed.
“We'll call you in a minute,” he said. I blocked the door with my foot and talked as fast as I could.
“I just want to know why I was called to the office,” I said. Then I looked at the guys. Do you guys know what this is all about, because I sure don't.” Dr. Dunn shoved the door hard. “Out!” he said.
My attempt proved to have been effective a little later as the boys filed out in single file. “Keep your eyes straight ahead,” said Dr. Dunn. “Go with Mr. Lewis and no talking.” They kept their eyes forward as suggested but each one gave me a subtle thumbs up as they passed, which I took as a good sign.
Then they had me alone in the office sitting at the big conference table. There was Dr. Dunn and the two suites. Dr. Dunn spoke first.
“Okay, John”, he said. “We already know the whole story and the other boys have all signed confessions as to what happened. They have all been expelled from school and you will be too, but we just want to hear in your own words, your version of what happened.”
I have to admit it seemed like a done deal. Signed confessions? How was I going to get out of this one? But then I figured if I was already doomed, what would a little exploratory lying hurt.
“Well,” I said, “I'm glad you've got the whole story and all, but somebody better tell the story to me because I don't know what you're talking about.”
That's when one of the suits slapped his hand hard on the table and jumped to his feet. With his “Bad Cop” face a few inches from mine, he said, “Listen you little punk. We can get you for withholding information and it will only get worse for you.” And that's when I knew I had and edge.
“How can you get me for withholding information if you say you already have signed confessions?”
The suit kept his red angry face closes to mine. I could smell his rotten coffee breath.
“We already know it was you who went in through the window of the trailer. You then opened the door and let everyone else in. None of those other boys would have gotten through that window.”
I played dumb. “What trailer? What window?” I said. The madder they got and the longer the questioning went on, the more I knew they had nothing without my confession. I held fast to my ignorance of the situation, neither offering alternative versions or saying anything I could mess up later. “If you're so innocent, then why did you run this morning?” growled old coffee breath. I was a real smart ass. “Hey, a bunch of strange men in suits were coming at me. I thought you guys were child molesters. Bob said Run, so I ran. Maybe if you guys had shown a badge or something I wouldn't have been so scared, but I thought you guys wanted to feel my balls or something.” The other suite started laughing and the red faced guy stood up and turned away from me. I stuck to my story which was no story at all, and just pleaded ignorance.
It ended with them releasing me back to class. I had gotten away with it for now.
After school all of us met up at hill 69 to discuss matters. Bob was caught red handed so it was all over with him. Lee, who had nothing to do with anything until he caught the gym bag and ran, didn't even try to defend himself. He had almost gotten away with the bag, but he tried to hide it in a drain pipe and the cops saw him go into the pipe with the bag and sent a dog in after him. Chris Shaffer, who was great at playing innocent, just said he had gotten caught up in the mess and knew it was wrong and he was just doing what any boy would have done in the same situation. He was on the football team, and his parents made the case for him, so he got off with a three day suspension. Donny admitted to everything outright because he just didn't give a shit. But none of them mentioned my name. The code of silence had saved me.
Bob, and Donny were given a deal to avoid prosecution. Being older that the rest of us, they agreed to join the army, which they did. Bob served his time in Germany while Donny went to Vietnam. Lee was too young for the military and just disappeared for about two years. He lived in Florida and worked odd jobs until he was old enough to join the military and then he too went to Vietnam. Chris was back in school, but Dr. Dunn and the authorities were not done with me yet. Every day for two weeks as I was dressing for gym class, the announcement came over the intercom. “John Monto please report to Dr. Dunn's office.” It became comical after a while. I hated gym class and it was more of a reward than a punishment to be called away. Dr. Dunn referred to my office visits as, “grilling”. I think it really bugged him that he knew I was guilty and he couldn't prove it. Finally, Dr. Dunn told me one day that they had me. “We've got a witness. He told us everything and he's willing to testify in court.”
“What witness?” I said. “You'll find out when we go to trial.” I wasn't fazed. “I know my rights. I have a right to face my accuser. If you can't produce him, he doesn't exist,” I said. I knew there was no one because the only guys who knew I was there, were gone accept Chris Shaffer, and he had nothing to gain by ratting me out. So that episode ended finally with me getting off clean. I felt bad for the guys, and bad that so many of my buddies were no longer around. But I also knew I had dodged a bullet.
Jimmy Cagney would have been proud.
A big crow pecked at the squirrel's eyes. Stanley pulled down the shade and lit a cigarette.